First Spin

[top_spinnin]

Umm...

This weird dog thing said this thing is used for communication here. Wherever here is. This doesn't seem like anywhere I've ever seen before. I don't even know how I got here. Was it some kind of prank? I was in recharge, then I found myself here.

Is there anyone I know out there? It's Top. Or can someone at least explain how I got here better than this thing did?

Comments

[tornado-torso.livejournal.com]

Well, good luck with that.

Just make sure you 1) don't go live where Crash and the others are, and 2) avoid viruses like the plague.

[top_spinnin]

...

Do I really want to know why 1 is? And what do you mean viruses?

[tornado-torso.livejournal.com]

It's like a freakin' soap opera in there, man. Hell, half the time, there's stuff like "X Man loves Y Man, but Z Man also loves X Man but Y Man hates Z Man and then X Man got his mind wiped because he's an idiot" going on. The other half of the time, it's "everyone kicks each other's ass." DON'T GO THERE.

Viruses that mess with your freakin' mind, apparently. I don't know too much more than that 'cause I haven't been infected yet, but...

[top_spinnin]

You are joking, right? Please tell me you are.

Their place isn't where Shadow told me to go though, Air. He gave me directions to where he said you and Metal are staying.

... But what?

[tornado-torso.livejournal.com]

Do I SOUND like I'm joking?

-- oh, thank freakin' GOODNESS. Shadow has some sense in him.

... let's just leave it at "the viruses mess with your mind." I don't want to remember the welcoming committee I got when I first appeared in this freakin' place.

[top_spinnin]

No. Not really.

You don't mind?

Umm... Ok. Welcoming committee?


He's right about the virus, except you kind of already have it.

[tornado-torso.livejournal.com]

Hell, I'm fine with it. You might wanna run it past Metal, though.

Certain other robot masters who were, at the time, romantically inclined towards anything that freakin' moved. If I had hair, it would've all turned shock white.

[top_spinnin]

All right.

Why do you look so worried, Top?

... Please tell me you're joking.

[tornado-torso.livejournal.com]

... do I SOUND like I'm joking, Top?

[top_spinnin]

No. You don't.

But it sounds so...

[tornado-torso.livejournal.com]

... try not to think about it too much.

[top_spinnin]

Good plan. Very good plan.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Drop dead Air.

And you're already infected.

[tornado-torso.livejournal.com]

Pfft, like it isn't at all true.

Then explain why I'm not sucking on everyone's face and sparkling like Flash a psychopath.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

You left out the parts with you in a dress though.

Because a virus hasn't hit you yet, Fanbutt.

[tornado-torso.livejournal.com]

One mind-breaking thing at a time, drillface.

Then how am I infected? Q-E-freakin'-D.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

But you look so pretty in it, I doubt it'd break Topper's mind.

As soon as you get into the Digital World you're infected, so just by being here? Virused.

[tornado-torso.livejournal.com]

... go fall off a cliff, drillface.

Poppycock, I don't believe it.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

What? Afraid Topper will find you cuuute?

... Who the hell says "poppycock" nowadays?!

[tornado-torso.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because that means that he finds air conditioning units hot, and I ain't touching that with a freakin' twenty-foot pole.

What? WHAT? IT'S A TOTALLY LEGITIMATE WORD SHUT UP CRASH.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Air, he has a freaking TOP FOR HIS HEAD.

... Yeah but... you said cock.

[tornado-torso.livejournal.com]

So? That's just his HEAD.

... yeah, great, what are you, twelve?

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

So what... Think he has tops in others places and you want to find out?

[tornado-torso.livejournal.com]

..................

WHAT THE HELL, CRASH?

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

I win, again!