Third Spin: [Audio - Open]

[top_spinnin]

This might sound like a strange question, but I don't know what else to do. And I don't want to get maimed again by someone because of the stupid thing that calls itself my partner.

How do you handle a digimon that apparently is a complete idiot and lacks any sense when it comes to self-preservation?

I'm not that bad. Come on.

Yes, you are.

Comments

[top_spinnin]

Very helpful advice, Crash. But I think I'll pass for now.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, if you do it I bet it will listen to you!

[top_spinnin]

...

I highly doubt that killing it will make it listen.

I'm not an it.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Almost kill it then! It worked with Gotsu!

It it it it it it it~.

[top_spinnin]

You really think so? I guess I could try it.

I'm not an it, damn you. And if you try anything of the sort, you'll be dealing with my fists, Toppy. So think it over carefully.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Yep, if you need help well... I can send you something useful.

A dead it soon enough.

[top_spinnin]

Something useful? Like what, Crash?

No, I won't be. He won't do it.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

You should be able to figure it out, Top! It's something I have and you don't~.

So you say, thing.

[top_spinnin]

... Knowing you? A bomb.

You've got to be joking. Why would he bomb me?

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Bingo!

Because, it'll make you stop being stupid.

[top_spinnin]

Would said bomb explode on me if I accept it?

I'm not being stupid. And you really don't trust him that much, Toppy?

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Why would I do that? Killing you would probably get a pissed off traitor or a pissed off ninja on my butt, Top.

... It really doesn't get what "Wilybot" means, does it?

[top_spinnin]

Good point, Crash. And no, I don't think it does. Gloves, we're supposed to be bad guys. Come on.

Oh.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Man, you and Flash got the really "special" digimon it seems...

Only yours is stupider than Flash's, his at least is useful.

[top_spinnin]

I guess. He's not very bright. Though he did try to help me with dealing with Quick.

Your boyfriend is mean, Crash.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Must've done a shit job, since he got you into that situation.

Only to idiots, idiot.

[top_spinnin]

...

I guess you have a point there, Crash.

I tried. I really did.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

So... you want the help or not?

[top_spinnin]

Worth a try. Especially with how he's acting.

I'm sorry?

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Alright then, be careful with it.

[attached; One Crash Bomb and how to use it]

[top_spinnin]

[Attachment accepted.]

Thanks, Crash. And don't worry, I will.